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A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG..

Doc

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A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG..

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get

married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to

do."

WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"

HUSBAND: "I guess so."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - silence - - -

HUSBAND: "Shit."

 

Melensdad

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JayC said:
:yum:

That is like the ambush question, "Do this dress make me look fat?" :boobies:


NO DEAR, that 1/2 gallon tub of ice cream you eat every night made you look fat. :eek: And while it is a nice try to put diet whip cream on top, I don't think that helps much either. :moon: Do you want some Cheese Fries with your diet pop? Or lite beer with those deep fried buffalo wings?:4_11_9:
 
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