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I'm happiest when I'm wasting time and money.
Maybe it's time to run for congress!
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One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "Just do it!"
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A husband tells his wife,
"Since it is your birthday, remember that yellow Lamborghini that you really wanted?".
The wife screams in joy and starts crying tears of joy.
Then the husband says, "Well I got you a toothbrush, same color".
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A husband tells his wife,
"Since it is your birthday, remember that yellow Lamborghini that you really wanted?".
The wife screams in joy and starts crying tears of joy.
Then the husband says, "Well I got you a toothbrush, same color".
And he should be out of the hospital in a week or ten days.
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