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looking for work.....

waybomb

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A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."

A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."

The U.S. doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing. My colleagues, you are way behind us....in the USA (about a year ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States, and now.......the whole country is looking for work!!!!!!"
 

mosi

Banned
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that's terrible:whistling:

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ki0ho

Active member
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Fan...Freeking...Tastic!!!.....what is sad is that it is soooo true:ermm:
 

JEV

Mr. Congeniality
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You're preaching to the choir, Reverend. All the Obama lovers (sans 1 who will remain nameless so it doesn't look like I'm picking on him) left because they couldn't handle the truth.
 
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