Ok , I think I got it all down on paper .
This will be a class action suit on behalf of all men everywhere .We are suing for false representation
Remember when we were dating the little women and she could not keep her hands off you ? Remember when she said she would never tell you NO ????
Well ... she lied .
Now that your married she uses the same hands to smack you up side the head if you even look at her with any thoughts of getting any ???
Remember when she said she liked the simple things in life . Beer and pizza , Fishing , poker , hated shopping ?????? Remember all that ???
3 years later and I came home earlier from work and caught my dear wife teaching our 2 year old daughter to say " Charge it " ! I mean that is just wrong ...
I think we can win this if we get lucky and get a man judge . He needs to be unmarried because if he is married, his wife will bust his balls to throw the whole thing out of court .
We do need to be prepared if we do win . Learn to cook in the meantime . Make friends with as many cute sheep as you can .
You can also bet that the little women will turn over a new leaf and be sweet as pie ,if we win . Yes,,,,, the pie that is laced with rat poison ..
