Leni
Active member
A minister
decided to do something a little different one
Sunday Morning .
decided to do something a little different one
Sunday Morning .
He Said "Today, in church,
I am going to say a single word and you are
Going to help me preach.
Going to help me preach.
Whatever Single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn
that comes to your Mind."
The pastor shouted out "CROSS."
Immediately The Congregation started singing in unison,
Immediately The Congregation started singing in unison,
"THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."
The pastor Hollered out "GRACE."
The pastor Hollered out "GRACE."
The congregation began to sing "AMAZING GRACE,
How sweet the sound."
The pastor said "POWER."
How sweet the sound."
The pastor said "POWER."
The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD."
The Pastor said "SEX"
The Pastor said "SEX"
The congregation fell into total silence.
Everyone was in Shock . They all nervously began to look around
Everyone was in Shock . They all nervously began to look around
at each other afraid to Say anything.
Then all of a Sudden,
Then all of a Sudden,
way from in the back of the church,
A Little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing...
"PRECIOUS MEMORIES."
Pass this along and make someone smile today
(I just did).
Gotta Love Little Old Ladies
Laugh...
It burns calories.
Laugh...
It burns calories.
