An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Seniors" in Texas.
Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them
home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and
says to his wife "notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "nope." Frustrated Ray storms
off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into
the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's
hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING
DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE
IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray.
Shoulda bought a hat!".
Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them
home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and
says to his wife "notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "nope." Frustrated Ray storms
off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into
the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different? It's
hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING
DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE
IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray.
Shoulda bought a hat!".