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Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

Melensdad

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1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready
 

Melensdad

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cj7 said:
I'll have another piece of pie....


And your brother won't shoot you if you say : "Hey, why don't you let me try your wife's pie?"


And you can show your concern for food safety by saying : "I really want to get some dark meat, but if its pink inside you shouldn't eat it!"

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