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GUTS - Is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on her rear end and having the Balls to say: "You're next, Chubby"

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If you choose either it's fools rush in where angels fear to tread!!
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I would just go to the job site and sleep it off in the job trailer. Much safer that way.
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Apart from the above piece of humour relating to men, I do believe I possess both, if you know what I mean.
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I would just go to the job site and sleep it off in the job trailer. Much safer that way.
That used to work for me. Since I retired the job site and home location are the same!
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Apart from the above piece of humour relating to men, I do believe I possess both, if you know what I mean.
No I don't. Please explain!!!! On second thoughts … don't.
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I can honestly state I never put myself in such a position, but then again I honestly regret that I may have come up short in expressing my true feeling for her.
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I'm no angel and I've come home drunk but never was met with a broom so I'm safe there .........


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