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Old 01-23-2019, 07:29 PM
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I applied for a job in the menís underwear department at a local store, I started my big presentation to the department manager but he stopped me and told me to be brief.
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Canada Bob Jones Law:

A Smith & Wesson beats four of a kind.
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

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If a bullterrier and a shitzu had a puppy, would it be called a "bullshit"?

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The last wedding I went to was real emotional.

Even the cake was in tiers.

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