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Kristi Karma - Contests Relating to Kristi Snowcats

Bobcat

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Kristi Karma
A series of contests relating to Kristi Snowcats​
First Contest...

Poetry Writing

Rules
  • Open to any member and their family
  • Post an original poem about Kristi Snowcats
  • Multiple entries allowed
  • Winner to be chosen by a poll following the contest
  • Entries must be received within one week of this post
  • I reserve the right to add/modify rules if necessary
  • Have fun with it
Prize
  • Apple iPod Shuffle 512MB
  • Includes earbuds, lanyard, software on CD
  • Factory refurb, practically NIB
  • It will be pre-loaded with 'Kristi' stuff

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Some Inspiration

Kristi Snowcat Threads
http://www.forumsforums.com/3_9/showthread.php?t=8829
http://www.forumsforums.com/3_9/showthread.php?t=14256
http://www.forumsforums.com/3_9/showthread.php?t=15154
http://www.forumsforums.com/3_9/showthread.php?t=14257
http://www.forumsforums.com/3_9/showthread.php?t=2929

Here is a sample of what I'm looking for. Your poem must be about Kristi Snowcats, any model.

oh to ride the ever-white
in my cozy Thiokol Spryte
gently floating o'er the drifts
deftly skirting 'round the rifts
now to go but just a bit faster
and leave behind the ugly Snow Master

There, I embarrassed myself. Your turn...
 
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Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
top of my head....

winter months come long and dark
but drifting snow is welcome
hours of fun just disappear
but the memory's are so consistent

when spring creeps in and the drifting ends
My kristi gets tucked up tight
oiled and polished with great passion
how i dream for more snowy nights

hahaha i didn't know i had it in me.:thumb:
 

Snowcat Operations

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Oh to be gently floating over the drifts
In my ever so quiet kristi be it
The hills abound as we go around
another snow drift can be found
Now to go a bit faster
I call over the radio to the wonderful Snow Master
Faster! Faster!
As the slack in his tow rope tightens
I feel the power of the Snow Master and it frightens.
Slow down! Slow down! I yell into my mic.
Its still a wonderful site
To be going home towed by a Snow Master with spite!
 

Bobcat

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An acceptable entry, but we (royal) are not amused....:glare:


I do expect a few/some/many/most entries to take jabs at Kristis. Fair enough, have at it. :thumb:
 

Bobcat

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Now it's beautiful, man, just beautiful! I'm like, tearing up, and stuff. *sniff*:cry:
 

pirate_girl

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Oh man!!
This is gonna be fun.
I shall try to work on a poem..
Time to put on my thinking cap...
 

Snowcat Operations

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The Kristi starts with a pitter and patter
I cross my fingers and hope that sound doesnt matter
I pull closed the hatch
and get ready to catch
the oil that flows down my leg
The hydrolics tink away
the vessel swings both fro and way
I engage the gears
with a bit of fear
she slowly goes forth into the night
as I am greated with fear colder than tonight
As she pitters and patters to the edge of my fright
I wonder will this be the end
to my dream of riding on the snow again
I couldnt help but wonder
where that beautiful Snow Master went yonder
 

Snowcat Operations

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Oh to travel snow so abound
I dream of being able to walk around
a red object appears
what can that be I fear
burried deep in the snow
a KRISTI hood emblem shows
She is in here wintery tomb
I try to awake from this gloom
but realize I am also intombed
a winter death awaits
as I sit in my Kristi to contimplate
hypothermia slowly takes my dreams
as I slowly drfit away I scream
Into the night no one can hear
a death that is near
 

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Bobs old Kristi is beaten up
a bit like him it's knackered
leaking oil and breaking down
but hey the the girls are flattered

i think i should apologise
for saying such bad things
the Kristi ain't in too bad nick
but Bobs another thing.

now Kristi gets bob home each night
plowing through the snow
all he needed was a strong tow rope
and snowcat to give the Tow

hey hey im only joking(no prize for me):thumb:

Inspired by my son.
 
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Deadly Sushi

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Roses are Red and so is Bobs Kristi
Thinking about it my eyes get misty

All the money put in her
It brings a smile to Bobs face because she now looks like a winner

:thumb:
 

Bobcat

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More inspiration...


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKSpSLXiiyo"]YouTube - Kristi KT-3 Revived[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w373YfJsC_o"]YouTube - Kristi KT-3 Climbs A Hill[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df1kWsUeXfM"]YouTube - The Fabulous Mark KT-3[/ame]
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tASrtGwLkmE"]YouTube - KT-3 - Over The Top[/ame]
 

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
here's another...well the sounds the same ain't it????

sorry im off topic i will do anything for Dick Van Dyke clips hahaha.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylNwSv6c7m0"]YouTube - chitty chitty bang bang[/ame]
 

NorthernRedneck

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Out of the snowbank in in Mike's yard she crawled
An old KRUSTI snowcat that almost stalled.
It huffed and it puffed till the cat came to life,
Took her four tries to climb a bank 2 feet high.

With the oil lines drippin and a loud clunking sound,
Bob took his first KRUSTI trip around town.
On a downward slope in one foot of white,
Bob felt a shudder, knew something wasn't right.

He thought for a moment as his cat slowly sank
Too much weight in the back was hindering this tank.
Out the back hatch flew a mouse eared Mike,
For more than one person's weight the KRUSTI didn't like.

Out came the tow ropes. That Bob had a plan!
To flag down some woman driving by in a minivan.
A short tow home with the KRUSTI in wake,
For a one mile sprint was all the KRUSTI could take.

:thumb:




(I kinda went along with the videos when writing that! I'll think of more later!):rolf2:
 

pirate_girl

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Out of the snowbank in in Mike's yard she crawled
An old KRUSTI snowcat that almost stalled.
It huffed and it puffed till the cat came to life,
Took her four tries to climb a bank 2 feet high.

With the oil lines drippin and a loud clunking sound,
Bob took his first KRUSTI trip around town.
On a downward slope in one foot of white,
Bob felt a shudder, knew something wasn't right.

He thought for a moment as his cat slowly sank
Too much weight in the back was hindering this tank.
Out the back hatch flew a mouse eared Mike,
For more than one person's weight the KRUSTI didn't like.

Out came the tow ropes. That Bob had a plan!
To flag down some woman driving by in a minivan.
A short tow home with the KRUSTI in wake,
For a one mile sprint was all the KRUSTI could take.

:thumb:




(I kinda went along with the videos when writing that! I'll think of more later!):rolf2:
:clap:...sheesh, now that was GOOD!!
:thumb:
Lordy, I don't stand a chance..
All I can think of is how cute Bob looks. LOL!!!:rolf2:
 

Snowcat Operations

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Twas the night before Kristmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
with mom in her nighty and I in my cap
we had just settled in for a long winters nap
when out of the window there came such a clatter
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter
And what to my horrified eyes did appear
A Kristi snowcat being towed by 8 tiny reindeer
with a little old driver apparently sick
I knew in a moment it must be that prick!
So up to the housetop the coursers they flew
with a Kristi full of toys and that old prick too
And then with a crashing, I heard on the roof
the scratching a clawing of each little grouser from that old goof
As I drew in my head and was turning around
down fell my chimney to the ground
in my yard which was all now in tatters
I could here the reindeer all about and scattered
from a bundle of toys all covered in soot
came someone with Kristi foot
he had a broad face and little round belly
that shook when he laughed, man thats not pretty
he was chuby and plump all full of himself
I grabbed my gun from the shelf
he spoke not a word, but went straight to work
he took all my stockings man what a jerk!
he sprang to his Kristi
as my shot just missed the
and away they all flew out of sight
I heard him exclaim, Merry Kristmas to all and to all a good night!
 

Bobcat

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Twas the night before Kristmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
<snip>

Disqualified! :hammer:


Rules
  • Open to any member and their family
  • Post an original poem about Kristi Snowcats
  • Multiple entries allowed
  • Winner to be chosen by a poll following the contest
  • Entries must be received within one week of this post
  • I reserve the right to add/modify rules if necessary
  • Have fun with it
 

Snowcat Operations

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Ok this is for Bob.......




On the horizon I could see a red speck
I wonder what that could be, what the heck
as it came closer I could see from a far
but a kristi snow cat, not on a tow bar
she was swaying from left to right
as the swirls of snow shot up in the sun light
sparkling shimmers ran down her red hull
as her tracks were getting full
The tracks spun freely about her business
than no one could deny this witness
a kristi did run once upon a time
down a hill with a driver full of shine
 

Melensdad

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There once was a snowcat called Kristi
The sight of which made my eyes misty
Its track were as wide
As a fat woman's backside.
It seems to me that we the opportunity to write poetry
that makes fun of BobP & his Kristi
 

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
There once was a snowcat called Kristi
The sight of which made my eyes misty
Its track were as wide
As a fat woman's backside.
It seems to me that we the opportunity to write poetry
that makes fun of BobP & his Kristi

ok ok why are we on to women's backsides already......not that that's a crime????or is it???:thumb:
 

Deadly Sushi

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Ehhhh... I dont stand a chance. I just want to say i LOVED those videos of the Kristi! :thumb:
 

Bobcat

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Barely 12hrs left. Please, please, please get those entries in. Don't Let SnoOps or Skurka win! :pat: Anyone, anyone, but a Slow Master or Snot Trac owner! :cry:
 
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