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08-04-2018, 03:53 PM
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I built a crooked shelf today for the garage
Was building some shelves for the garage, just 2x4 + plywood construction, nothing fancy. This is a budget build, all of the lumber used was recycled pieces from other projects, left overs, etc.
I was doing the building outside on the cement pad in front of my garage. Used a level to make sure everything was squared up. Moved the shelf into the garage, set it next to the wall where I needed it. Stepped back, looked at it. It was crooked. Problem is I built it on the pad in front of the garage ... it has a couple degree slope to allow water to drain away from the garage door. So now my shelf unit has a couple degree slope. At least I was smart enough to realize how I made the mistake.
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08-05-2018, 12:55 AM
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Re: I built a crooked shelf today for the garage
You shouldn't have built it "down" the drive, you should have built it "across" the drive. That way the shelves would have had a 2° tilt to the back and nothing would have fallen off.
 I know, that's not helpful … but I think that it's funny.
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08-05-2018, 06:43 AM
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Re: I built a crooked shelf today for the garage
Maybe he built it while only wearing one shoe. Looks great until you put the other shoe back on. Lmao.
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08-05-2018, 08:14 AM
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Re: I built a crooked shelf today for the garage
Well, at least the shelf, like my politics, leans to the right
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08-05-2018, 11:54 AM
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Re: I built a crooked shelf today for the garage
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08-05-2018, 08:16 PM
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Re: I built a crooked shelf today for the garage
put a small potted flower on one side.
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08-05-2018, 09:29 PM
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Re: I built a crooked shelf today for the garage
I've glanced at this thread a couple of times and cannot get the nursery rhyme out of my head.
There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile, he found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile.... 
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