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man on a desert island..

so there's this man on a desert island and he's been their for 5 years on his own, stranded.

1 day, there's another shipwreck and the only survivor was a beautiful woman.

so she's swimming towards the island..

woman- when was the last time you had a smoke?

man- 5 years

with that, the woman reaches in to 1 of her wet suit pockets and pulls out a pack of smokes and gives them to the guy.

woman- when was the last time you had a drink?

man- 5 years

with that the woman reaches in to her wet suit again, and pulls out a beer.

woman- when was the last time you played around?

( i love this)

man: wow!. don't tell me you have a set of golf clubs in their too!
 
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