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Old 06-28-2012, 09:27 PM
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The wife keeps pushing me away to other women. I am thinking she does not love me anymore. Should I get a new wheelchair or move to a different home?
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You said she does not love you any more. Does she love you any less?
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Get one of them Rascals. Women love horsepower
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:14 PM
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Hot damn, I think that'd do the trick right quick!
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Old 06-28-2012, 10:19 PM
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Stay away from steep hills.
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The wife keeps pushing me away to other women. I am thinking she does not love me anymore. Should I get a new wheelchair or move to a different home?
1. What other women? Don't you live way out in the sticks?

2. After all the time you've been married, she still loves you.
It's called being too comfortable, settled. Live with it.

3.If you need a new wheelchair, buy one.



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You never gave me a chance to tell them about the farts! That was why she kept pushing me away. Dang nurses kill all the fun in a nursing home.
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Farts? aiiight..
Dang smart (assed) nurses kill all the fun... period...
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Would this one be OK?
Damn, looks like the exhaust is pointed in the wrong direction!
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Bill i have had a the same happen to me over the past few weeks.....


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Damn! that looks like my old farmhouse stairs. Those pie shaped treads on the bend were deadly.
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Damn! that looks like my old farmhouse stairs. Those pie shaped treads on the bend were deadly.
yep i have them pie shaped death traps....life on the edge
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