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As long as everyone recognizes the distinction between peeing IN a pool and peeing INTO a pool, anywhere else is fair game.
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As long as everyone recognizes the distinction between peeing IN a pool and peeing INTO a pool, anywhere else is fair game.
Does it really matter?? I mean.. that's what chlorine is for right?
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I think piss is supposed to be sterile, at least in the bladder. Any way, it's mostly water, with a little impurities in it. Then it is diluted in many thousands of gallons of more water. (Yep, chlorine, too! ------"Does it really matter?? I mean.. that's what chlorine is for right? " -----) Pretty diluted, don't ya think? Probably as clean as the water you get drinking out of the glass in you're motel room, & some restraunts I've been in!!
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I think piss is supposed to be sterile, at least in the bladder. Any way, it's mostly water, with a little impurities in it. Then it is diluted in many thousands of gallons of more water. (Yep, chlorine, too! ------"Does it really matter?? I mean.. that's what chlorine is for right? " -----) Pretty diluted, don't ya think? Probably as clean as the water you get drinking out of the glass in you're motel room, & some restraunts I've been in!!
Sad as it is, u r dead on. Urine is sterile when it comes out and actually safe to drink if u r that desperate.
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Its a mans right to pee off the portch aint it?
Yes, yes it is. I pee off the patio all the time. I don't have neighbors so its all good.
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*bump*
I bet we can get this one started again.
YEP, me and both my boys pee most any-where in the yard we find the 'need' to.
and now, jpr, we DO have a pool, but they boys are told not to pee IN or INTO it!!
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Yeah, but being told is a lot different that actually listening, Redneck.
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Yeah, but being told is a lot different that actually listening, Redneck.
What, ya think my boys don't listen to me?

They listen at least as good as my wife!!
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I wondered if this thread would ever make a comeback.

Before anyone asks, yes I do, anywhere the need stikes me but I don't have any neighbours to worry about. It drives my wife nuts when I actually leave the house to take a leak. I tell her that I'm conserving water, about 1.6 gallons a flush, I think. I also mark along the fence around my vegetable garden. I'm told it helps deter deer and other critters. Besides, it's a man's God given right.

What is it about women and natural bodily functions. Once when we were out fishing, wy wife (the lady) told me we had to back to shore so she could go to the bathroon. She wasn't amused when I handed her an empty beer can and told her, "Here, hit this". She wasn't too happy about my second suggestion either which was to go jump in the lake. Hell, the fish were biting ... and she wants to leave. Get your priorities straight woman.
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hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
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It drives my wife nuts when I actually leave the house to take a leak. I tell her that I'm conserving water, about 1.6 gallons a flush, I think.
That's what I tell Citygirl but she still thinks I'm a caveman.
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I wondered if this thread would ever make a comeback.

Before anyone asks, yes I do, anywhere the need stikes me but I don't have any neighbours to worry about. It drives my wife nuts when I actually leave the house to take a leak. I tell her that I'm conserving water, about 1.6 gallons a flush, I think. I also mark along the fence around my vegetable garden. I'm told it helps deter deer and other critters. Besides, it's a man's God given right.

What is it about women and natural bodily functions. Once when we were out fishing, wy wife (the lady) told me we had to back to shore so she could go to the bathroon. She wasn't amused when I handed her an empty beer can and told her, "Here, hit this". She wasn't too happy about my second suggestion either which was to go jump in the lake. Hell, the fish were biting ... and she wants to leave. Get your priorities straight woman.
That's what I'm saying. Just hang it over the side.
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What is it about women and natural bodily functions. Once when we were out fishing, wy wife (the lady) told me we had to back to shore so she could go to the bathroon. She wasn't amused when I handed her an empty beer can and told her, "Here, hit this". She wasn't too happy about my second suggestion either which was to go jump in the lake. Hell, the fish were biting ... and she wants to leave. Get your priorities straight woman.
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That's what I'm saying. Just hang it over the side.
This is a womens point of view. I have no problem peeing in the woods, but its not as easy for women. First of all we have to almost take our pants completely off (push them down to our ankles). then when we do pee we have to make sure we don't pee in our pants and make sure the pee does not run into our shoes. Another thing, there is no shaking it off, and drip drying takes way toooooooo long (doesn't work well either).
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This is a womens point of view. I have no problem peeing in the woods, but its not as easy for women. First of all we have to almost take our pants completely off (push them down to our ankles). then when we do pee we have to make sure we don't pee in our pants and make sure the pee does not run into our shoes. Another thing, there is no shaking it off, and drip drying takes way toooooooo long (doesn't work well either).
You know, that's what my wife told me. Since both her knees are messed up she says she can't do it in the woods unless she finds a tree she can hold on to which isn't too difficult in the woods but it's a helluva trick in a boat.
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now i want to know how far you can all pee of the porch....feel a competition coming on here
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I knew I was going to fit in when my 80 year old neighbor told me, "A man's got to be able to take a piss in his own back yard without anyone's permission!"
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now i want to know how far you can all pee of the porch....feel a competition coming on here
That depends on a lot of things. How high is the porch off the ground, (or roof, or pool, under it), how many beers ya drank with OUT pissing, & how tight ya squeeze the end.
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That depends on a lot of things. How high is the porch off the ground, (or roof, or pool, under it), how many beers ya drank with OUT pissing, & how tight ya squeeze the end.
dont forget wind direction and wind speed....pi**ing into the wind can make a right mess
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I may have posted this in this thread already, but the one time princess took off over the road with me she found that I did NOT stop for anything... not even to pee... that's what milk jugs and gatorade bottles are for... so... she has to pee... first time went perfect... she did ok... second time... road was a lil rougher... she pissed all over my sleeper. She was not in the truck long.
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I may have posted this in this thread already, but the one time princess took off over the road with me she found that I did NOT stop for anything... not even to pee... that's what milk jugs and gatorade bottles are for... so... she has to pee... first time went perfect... she did ok... second time... road was a lil rougher... she pissed all over my sleeper. She was not in the truck long.
Now you're what I call a tough travelling companion.
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