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Old 09-27-2012, 03:59 PM
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Default Dear Abbey, I need help understanding my girlfriend...


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the stage where the government is free to do anything it pleases,
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of the darkest periods of human history, the stage of rule by brute force."
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Default Re: Dear Abbey, I need help understanding my girlfriend...

Originally Posted by Melensdad View Post
firstof all: it's a well known fact that gurls/women CANNOT be understood.

your best bet is to just invest in some good oil for the up/down joint in your neck so you get used to nodding 'Yes' to whatever inane thing comes out of her mouth.

secondly: Practice saying "yes dear". say it all the time.
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