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muleman

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Dear Abby,
My girl is a little lacking on sex drive. Is it wrong for me to have a blowup doll to fill my needs?
Frustrated Rusty
 

Ironman

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Dear Abby,
Is it wrong for me to have a blowup doll to fill my needs?
Frustrated Rusty
Well... sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands, i guess.

Maybe try giving your girl a glass of wine (6-10) and throw in a romantic video. You know... one of those jungle love vids. I'll find one for you.

Here, this should get her in the mood. :wink:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k"]romantic video[/ame]
 

bczoom

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FR,

Use your judgment. Remember, the wife should never find out about your mistress. In your case, I wouldn't expect your mistress to talk much. Anything she does say will probably come out as drool anyway.
 

muleman

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But Abby, my girl says I like the doll more than her because I use lubricant with the doll and don't with her!
Frustrated Rusty
 

Trakternut

Active member
After a session with the doll, wipe yourself off on the bedroom curtains. THAT, my friend, will get your girl really excited! :whistling:
 

muleman

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Abby, My girl is upset that I spend hours on the computer looking at girls doing things with animals? Is there something the matter with me?
Frustrated Rusty
 

muleman

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Abby, My friends say my dog is cuter than me! Should I get a different dog or a new hair style?
Frustrated Rusty
 

Rusty Shackleford

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Abby,

What is the proper thing to do when an old man stalks you on an internet forum? I feel uncomfortable as I remember from grammar school, that when someone picks on you alot, its because they actually like you. I am afraid, what should i do?

Creeped Out in PA
 

Smoke King

Banned
Abby,

What is the proper thing to do when an old man stalks you on an internet forum? I feel uncomfortable as I remember from grammar school, that when someone picks on you alot, its because they actually like you. I am afraid, what should i do?

Creeped Out in PA

Creeped out in PA, The rules of interet etiquette state that you should get him to send you a plane ticket, which you in turn cash in and buy yourself something cool.
 

muleman

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Abby, If I send him a plane ticket can I pick the destination for him?:yum::yum::yum::yum:
 
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