There is a medical distinction between “Guts” and “Balls”.
We've heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”.
Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal:
Volume 323; page 295.
GUTS – Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
bum and having the “Balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I trust this clears up any confusion
- Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal..
We've heard colleagues referring to people with “Guts”, or with “Balls”.
Do they, however, know the difference between them?
Here’s the official distinction; straight from the British Medical Journal:
Volume 323; page 295.
GUTS – Is arriving home late, after a night out with the lads, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the “Guts” to ask: “Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the lads, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
bum and having the “Balls” to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I trust this clears up any confusion
- Medically speaking, there is no difference in outcome; both are fatal..