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Junkman

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George Bush goes to a school to answer questions about the war. One little boy named Billyasked: 'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq? Second, why are you President when Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'

Just then the bell rings for recess. Bush informs the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume another little boy named Steve puts up his hand.

'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq? Second, why are you President when Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Billy?'

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REDDOGTWO

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In our country today, with all of flak that comes down on those to question our policies, that may not be quite so funny.:confused:
 
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OkeeDon

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Av8r3400 said:
except it was a hillary clinton joke first...
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In the Hilary Clinton version, which part did Hilary play? If it was Billy or Steve, then she would be a hero. If it was Mr. Bush, the joke makes no logical sense because none of the questions apply to her.
 
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Junkman said:
George Bush goes to a school to answer questions about the war. One little boy named Billyasked: 'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq? Second, why are you President when Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'

Just then the bell rings for recess. Bush informs the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume another little boy named Steve puts up his hand.

'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq? Second, why are you President when Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Billy?'

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BILLY IS NOW IN GITMO:yum:
 
waybomb

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Junkman said:
I forgot that it was unpatriotic to question what the government or president does.. :horsepoop:
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Lighten up dude. Sheesh. Yah know what, I was a long haired hippy freak radical demonstrating protesting anti-establishment person back in the day. My kid can't believe it when he looks at those pics of me with elepahant bells, long hair, peace signs, tie-die shirt, hemp belt, etc.

Will there be any humor left 25 years from now? You can't even throw dollars at cockroaches these days!
 
Junkman

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waybomb said:
Lighten up dude. Sheesh. Yah know what, I was a long haired hippy freak radical demonstrating protesting anti-establishment person back in the day. My kid can't believe it when he looks at those pics of me with elepahant bells, long hair, peace signs, tie-die shirt, hemp belt, etc.

Will there be any humor left 25 years from now? You can't even throw dollars at cockroaches these days!
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So how old were you when you made the change to the Republican party ultra conservative branch????? :yum: :yum: :yum: :hide:
 
thcri

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That Joke, had been applied to just about every politician I know and probably will be applied to most future ones.


murph
 
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OkeeDon

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thcri said:
That Joke, had been applied to just about every politician I know and probably will be applied to most future ones.
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So, let me get this straight. Almost every politician you know, and most of the future ones, invaded Iraq, became President against Al Gore, and promised to find Osama bin Laden? Funny, I can only think of one poitician that fits...
 
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I've seen it too Murph. Of course the 1st 3 questions are different but the bell going off 20 minutes early and the kid disappearing are the constants.
 
thcri

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OkeeDon said:
So, let me get this straight. Almost every politician you know, and most of the future ones, invaded Iraq, became President against Al Gore, and promised to find Osama bin Laden? Funny, I can only think of one poitician that fits...
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that joke was out before bush invaded Iraq, oops, it was the United States that invaded Iraq. Bush did not do this on his own. At the time the majority of our county was for invading Iraq. Now all we have is monday morning quarterbacks. And where in the heck did that joke say anything or did it mean anything to Iraq when the last time I heard it was about the Clinton's and some of their scandals.
 
waybomb

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Junkman said:
So how old were you when you made the change to the Republican party ultra conservative branch????? :yum: :yum: :yum: :hide:
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About 22, when I bought my first business.
 
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OkeeDon

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thcri said:
At the time the majority of our county was for invading Iraq. Now all we have is monday morning quarterbacks..
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At that time, the majority of the country was misinformed by the Bush administration, who lied. Now, the majority of the country has learned the truth and is against the action. That is not Monday morning quarterbacking.

I was against the action before the invasion and cited the reasons now being discovered by the rest of the nation.
 
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Dutch-NJ

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OkeeDon said:
I was against the action before the invasion and cited the reasons now being discovered by the rest of the nation.
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I think you are just against anything Bush does. Your self perceived keen vision of the future has nothing to do with it. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
 
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Dutch-NJ

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Junkman said:
George Bush goes to a school to answer questions about the war. One little boy named Billyasked: 'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq? Second, why are you President when Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'

Just then the bell rings for recess. Bush informs the kids that they will continue after recess. When they resume another little boy named Steve puts up his hand.

'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq? Second, why are you President when Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Billy?'

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Then Bush answered:

1. Because Congress voted for me to do it.

2. I am President because the people who voted for Gore were so stupid they couldn’t punch out a chad. Besides, Gore must have cut school the day the class was taught voters don’t elect a President, the electoral college does.

3. The same thing that happened to Waldo and Billy.

4. The bell clock is broken. But, it’s always right twice a day.

5. Billy is in Gitmo having plastic surgery. When Billy heals, he’ll look just like David Hicks. Then he’ll move to Australia. Steve, don’t worry. You’ll meet Billy again sooner than you think.
 
thcri

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OkeeDon said:
At that time, the majority of the country was misinformed by the Bush administration, who lied. Now, the majority of the country has learned the truth and is against the action. That is not Monday morning quarterbacking.

I was against the action before the invasion and cited the reasons now being discovered by the rest of the nation.
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I still am not sure that Bush lied to us, he may have been given wrong information but I don't believe he lied at this time. No one has proved that yet in my book.

But the jokes, them same jokes just in a different manor have been created to just about every administration that I can think of.

You just jumped on it because it was against Bush
 
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OkeeDon

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I don't know where the discussion belongs, but I'm so pleased there are several people on this forum who are so astute they can manage to do my thinking for me.

thcri -- I jumped on it because the questions in the joke apply only to one person, so it is impossible that THAT joke ever applied to anyone else. It has to do with accuracy, not Bush. Now, I discover that you are all reminded of some OTHER joke, with a completely different set of questions, different participants, and the only common thread is that something happened to the kid during recess. I suppose if that's the same joke, then you're right. But to me, when you say the "same joke", that includes the same questions. It's sad that I have to spell it out in such small words.

Dutch -- I suspect you depend on that clock.
 
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Dutch-NJ

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OkeeDon said:
Dutch -- I suspect you depend on that clock.
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I often do. It beats being wrong all the time.

With your unerring vision, are you banned from the casinos and tracks?

You must clean their clocks.................
 
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Dutch-NJ

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Junkman said:
Should this thread be moved to the debate forum???:blahblah:
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That's up to you.

Some people don't have a sense of humor, and will go into a hissy fit for the slightest reason.

I think this entire thread has been funny so far.
 
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Dutch-NJ

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OkeeDon said:
I don't know where the discussion belongs, but I'm so pleased there are several people on this forum who are so astute they can manage to do my thinking for me.
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I don't think "astute" has anything to do with it.

It's just that you are as predictable as a well oiled clock.

Bush Lied. Bush Lied. Bush Lied. Bush Lied. Bush Lied. Bush Lied.
 
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