Ewell Gibbons perished shortly after this commercial was filmed. A platoon of mustached, fat, hairy legged California women wearing Green Peace T-shirts and Sierra Club waffle stompers exploded from the forrest singing John Denver songs and nagged him 'till he shot himself. They were the Cat Tail Protection Unit of the Weeds are our Friends Div. (Airborn) of the Save the Earth and Everything On It Brigade. This action was highly praised in the Mother Earth News. Unfourtunatley, no one was arrested for this horrendus act. The perpetraters shaved, got laid and disappeared into the mainstream society where they now appear only for Obama ralleys.
'Lonzo, who can't spell