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Old 07-26-2006, 02:58 PM
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Default Beware of water........

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre
Of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces, in other words, we are
Consuming 1 kilo of poop!

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer (or rum, whiskey,
Vodka, wine or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation
Process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Poop


Free yourself of Poop, drink BEER !!!

It is better to drink beer and talk shit than to drink water and be
Full of shit.

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Default Re: Beware of water........

Originally Posted by Junkman
I am doing It as a public service.
For some reason the words "public service" and "junkman" just gon't go together.

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I wonder how much POOP is consumed by those 'into' Scat!
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Ew water is nasty! ... i wont even go into the scat
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