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I applied for a job in the men’s underwear department at a local store, I started my big presentation to the department manager but he stopped me and told me to be brief.
 

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Canadian eh!!!
 

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I was shocked ...
 

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I'm doing crunches twice a day now.

Captain in the morning,

Nestle in the evening!
 

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Waiter: How do you like your steak, sir?

Sir: Like winning an argument with my wife.

Waiter: Rare it is.
 

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Insurance claim ...
 

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How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate. "Terrible! " the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." " Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?" "He was the original owner!
 

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All men are born free and equal, but then lots of them grow up and get married.
 

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Julia's mother asked her, "Why are you feeding birdseed to the cat?"

"Because," Julia answered, "that's where my canary is."
 

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I survived a bear attack with a .22 caliber pistol.

My buddy wasn't as lucky as I shot him in the knee.

Canadian eh!!!
 

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I want to learn how to drive a stick shift.

However I can't find a manual.
 
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