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Old 05-04-2018, 11:30 PM
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Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little.

"Nervous?" asked the interviewer.

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"No, I always give 110%."
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Me: What happened to you? You don't look so good.

Friend: I got stung by a brose.

Me: There's no b in rose.

Friend: There was in this one!
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A French guest, staying in a hotel in New York, phoned room service for some pepper.

"Black pepper, or white pepper?" asked the concierge.

"Toilette pepper!" said the Frenchman.
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Photons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic.
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I saw in TV today that China announced it will no longer buy recycled trash from the U.S.

I don't have a joke here to tell you.

I'd just wanted to give a big round of applause to whatever genius has been selling our trash to China!
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My weight loss goal is,

to be able to clip my toenails and

Breathe at the same time.
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I don't get many compliments.

So I was really surprised when Verizon called to say,

I had an outstanding account!
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