Oh man, you can't make this stuff up! Part of my job is to recruit and retain top employees for my business clients. As many of you know, many of the very top producers are, um, high maintenance so to speak. Well, at one of my larger accounts I have an employee placed who is an absolute animal in sales and makes the business owner a fortune. However, I basically manage this person for my client. The employee I speak of is actually a very religious guy and wouldn't ever cheat, steal, or cause any problem with a customer, but he is a bit high strung. So far I've kept him in place for nearly 7 years with this employer. Now this...
Again, you can't make this stuff up. The business owner and his wife decided to take, um, let's call him "Mike" (not his real name) out for drinks for a very successful January. After a couple of bars and several shots, all are rather intoxicated. For reasons unknown, "Mike" decides to show off the new taser he bought for his wife M18L. I know what you're thinking, but it's worse.
In his intoxicated state, Mike decides to show how his cool new taser has a laser built in. He brings it out and starts shining the laser around. Now, get this, the owner's wife says "stop that" and tries to push Mike's hand down that is holding the taser. Somehow he pulls the trigger and tasers the owner's wife!!! Even worse, he pulls back on the taser (holding down on the trigger) trying to pull the probes out of her leg! Holy crap!!
By now she's off her bar stool and break dancing on the floor and screaming. In the mean time the bar tender is coming over the bar with a club and the business owner is screaming as well along with his wife and "Mike". Oh man, what a scene!!
They finally get him to let off the damn trigger and all three get thrown out of the bar. As I understand, the business owner's wife still isn't all the way there but realizes that she no longer needs to use the restroom; if you know what I mean. So, they part company for the evening and I get numerous drunken, panicked messages from Mike on my cell phone.
So, tell me, what do I do now?
Again, you can't make this stuff up. The business owner and his wife decided to take, um, let's call him "Mike" (not his real name) out for drinks for a very successful January. After a couple of bars and several shots, all are rather intoxicated. For reasons unknown, "Mike" decides to show off the new taser he bought for his wife M18L. I know what you're thinking, but it's worse.
In his intoxicated state, Mike decides to show how his cool new taser has a laser built in. He brings it out and starts shining the laser around. Now, get this, the owner's wife says "stop that" and tries to push Mike's hand down that is holding the taser. Somehow he pulls the trigger and tasers the owner's wife!!! Even worse, he pulls back on the taser (holding down on the trigger) trying to pull the probes out of her leg! Holy crap!!
By now she's off her bar stool and break dancing on the floor and screaming. In the mean time the bar tender is coming over the bar with a club and the business owner is screaming as well along with his wife and "Mike". Oh man, what a scene!!
They finally get him to let off the damn trigger and all three get thrown out of the bar. As I understand, the business owner's wife still isn't all the way there but realizes that she no longer needs to use the restroom; if you know what I mean. So, they part company for the evening and I get numerous drunken, panicked messages from Mike on my cell phone.
So, tell me, what do I do now?