Re: I pee off my back portch
Doc, is that Kingwood, WV you are referring to?
I peed off my back deck once and the wife told me to quit pissing in the pool
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Funny story about my 5 year old (actually turns 5 tomorrow), we were out in the yard and he had to pee. We told him to go on the other side of the play house and pee, well he misunderstood and went on the other side of the play house and let her fly. On that side the road goes by 200 feet away and of course he dropped his pants almost to his ankles.
When we are in the pool and he has to pee, he would go down at the bottom of the steps of the deck and pee over in the little stone around the outside heatpump unit. Now that the dog runs loose all the time in the yard, he just pees off the deck and his cousin (same age) didn't know that and walked out from under the deck into the stream and said "Hey it's raining"
Couldn't stop laughing for anything, the little feller was quite upset when he found out what really happened!!!!!!