I sat by a fat giggly German on a flight from Detroit to Leeds.
He was definitely happy on the sauce.
Longest flight ever. Lol
I've got an even funnier one than that, On a flight from Cairo, Egypt to Frankfurt, Germany, I sat next to the Yemeni Minister of Tourism. Now there's a job for you. He was a second cousin of the President at the time or whatever. He chain smoked Marlboros and drank Scotch like any good Muslim outside their home country. By the time we landed he was so freekin drunk that he couldn't walk off the plane and had to be carried out. He was next to unconscious. I've actually sat next to worse passengers. He was just a man with a mission … to get absolutely legless drunk in the shortest time possible. Muslims at home and Muslims abroad are two very different animals.
Before anyone mentions smoking on a plane, please remember that non smoking flights at that time depended on where you were flying from and where you were flying to. On one flight out of Cairo an American asked the stewardess if he could change to a non smoking seat. The stewardess told him if he was sitting in it and not smoking, it was a non smoking seat.
Damn, those Arabs could puff up a storm.