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Bringing Home A Drunk

Lenny

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Bringing Home A Drunk

A guy was in a bar about as drunk as its possible to get.

A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home.

First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he lives, but he keeps falling down. He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.

After they get to his house, he falls down another four times getting him to the door.
His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, "We brought your husband home."

The wife asks, "Where's his wheelchair?"
 

waybomb

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Reminds me of this one:

Stephen Hawking is getting ready to go on his first date for 20 years. Hes all excited and giggly. His room mate thinks its funny and wishes him luck as rolls out the door.

20 minutes later, Stephen returns covered with cuts and scratches with a bloody mouth and scraped knees. His room mate is shocked to see him an says "what happened with your date??"....

Stephen sighs an replies "she stood me up"
 
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