1.I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus: subjecting minors to softcore porn.
2.The Christmas Song: Open fire?
Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation.
3.Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances.
4.White Christmas:Racist.
5.Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom/stalker.
6.Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression.
7.Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying.
8.It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben.
9.Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail.
10.Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman.
11.Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired.
12.Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow.
13.Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse.
14.Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?
15.Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married: forced partnership.
16.Grandma got run over by a reindeer: elder abuse.
2.The Christmas Song: Open fire?
Pollution. Folks dressed up like Eskimos? Cultural appropriation.
3.Holly Jolly Christmas: Kiss her once for me? Unwanted advances.
4.White Christmas:Racist.
5.Santa Claus is Coming to Town: Sees you when you’re sleeping? Knows when you’re awake? Peeping Tom/stalker.
6.Most Wonderful Time of the Year: Everyone telling you be of good cheer? Forced to hide depression.
7.Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Bullying.
8.It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas: Forced gender-specific gifts: dolls for Janice and Jen and boots and pistols (GUNS!) for Barney and Ben.
9.Santa Baby: Gold digger, blackmail.
10.Frosty the Snowman: Sexist; not a snow woman.
11.Do You Hear What I Hear: blatant disregard for the hearing impaired.
12.Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas: Make the yuletide GAY? Wow, just wow.
13.Jingle Bell Rock: Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet: animal abuse.
14.Mistletoe and Holly: Overeating, folks stealing a kiss or two? How did this song ever see the light of day?
15.Winter Wonderland: Parson Brown demanding they get married: forced partnership.
16.Grandma got run over by a reindeer: elder abuse.