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Old 06-15-2006, 10:15 PM
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Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?


Oh well, just having fun..
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Old 08-09-2006, 10:30 PM
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LOL! some of those id heard before but most were newbies.. they are great.
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Old 08-10-2006, 11:03 AM
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Brilliant, I will have to remember those, for future use (I should be so lucky!!)
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.....Soooo good to be out of that whole scene!!!
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Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

I've used that. lol
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Oh well, just having fun..
Hehe thank you,I laughed @ several
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Hehe thank you,I laughed @ several
Do you realize, that if the OP just had a child when this was originally posted, that kid might be entering Jr High about now?
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Yes its amazing....... Im so glad this site is still here
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