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keep off the grass!

FrancSevin

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A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered . .. . It was quickly determined that [FONT=&quot]the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.'[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
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[FONT=&quot]Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon[/FONT][FONT=&quot] wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.'
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