Garmins_Dad
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Nice looking place... figured i would sign up and check yall out some more.. Soo.. Get up on the doctors table and spread wide.. 
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Garmins_Dad
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hahahahahahahahahaha That's priceless.. hahahhaha
hello hello!
Welcome to FF, where the men are men and the women are ladies
Welcome to FF, where the men are men and the women are ladies
Nice looking place... figured i would sign up and check yall out some more.. Soo.. Get up on the doctors table and spread wide..
Welcome but I do not need another proctologist in my life, and I am especially afraid of the ones that prefer to keep both hands on my shoulders .
Garmins_Dad
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Howdy. Your daughter, little miss Garmin is the girl that keeps wanting me to make illegal U-turns?
Actually Garmin is a DOG of mine.. FOUR legs and fuzzy tail... Soo.. with that in mind your into beastieality.. 
Crap, don't drag animals into it! Is she a bitch?
Garmins_Dad
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Hahahaha Its a boy dog.. still intact.. maybe with some 
and a 
he would swing your way.. but don't hold your breath... 
maybe with some and a he would swing your way.. but don't hold your breath... 
Howdy Garmin's Dad
Looks like he figured you out, Muley. This guy's got a sense of humor. Wonder how long before he pisses us off or we piss him off. It's inevitable.Hahahaha Its a boy dog.. still intact..
Yeah, he comes with tough credentials, but we're up to the challenge.Well he is a Texan living in Canuck land so it does present unique opportunities.
Garmins_Dad
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Yaa usually a sick and twisted sense of humor.. But my spelling is crap.. so bear with that part.. Ahhh the life of a oilfield worker.. giddy up... Ohh my wife farted.. wonder if that's a mating call 
or just the cabbage rolls from last night ..
or just the cabbage rolls from last night ..
Garmins_Dad
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I was informed it was NOT a mating call... THIS TIME.. sure.. confuse a guy why don't she..
Garmins_Dad
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Good to see ya call em as ya see um.. Sick.. yup.. wife says the same thing..
Admit it.. you have had to much beer once in a while..
Admit it.. you have had to much beer once in a while..