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In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

bilbo

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Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and such... it was a hobbit hole, and that means comfort.

I should like to bid you all welcome, bend ye head as ya enter, enjoy many o teas and cakes!
 

DaveNay

Klaatu barada nikto
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In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits are peace-lovin' folks you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below,
to help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Well, he fought with the goblins
He battled a troll!!
He riddled with Gollum!!!
A magic ring he stole!!!
He was chased by wolves,
Lost in the forest,
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king's halls!!!!!!!

Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now he's back in his home in the land of the Shire,
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
just sittin' on a treasure of silver and gold
puffin' on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
He's only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04
 

DaveNay

Klaatu barada nikto
SUPER Site Supporter
(Sorry....I saw you preparing this thread and I had that all queued up and ready to post :w00t2:)
 

bilbo

New member
(Sorry....I saw you preparing this thread and I had that all queued up and ready to post :w00t2:)

Die in a Shire..... I mean Fire.. I mean...

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bilbo

New member
Welcome. Tell us a little about yourself, Bilbo.


Well I enjoy a good pipe, a good tea, and good Little Debbie from time to time.

I also have a thing for Maps and this Journal, but have no idea what may come from it as I've only had one real adventure in my whole life.

I've gathered some fortune and a precious ring blah, blah, blah,... but to my dismay I'm a 135 year old virgin and Levitra is made for those under 65.


WOE IS BILBO!
 

Danang Sailor

nullius in verba
GOLD Site Supporter
Well I enjoy a good pipe, a good tea, and good Little Debbie from time to time.

I also have a thing for Maps and this Journal, but have no idea what may come from it as I've only had one real adventure in my whole life.

I've gathered some fortune and a precious ring blah, blah, blah,... but to my dismay I'm a 135 year old virgin and Levitra is made for those under 65.


WOE IS BILBO!

I have it from a trustworthy Elven source that Gandalf can remedy that particular ill. It seems the Empress Star lent
him Aaron's Rod for just such problems. :whistling:

 
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