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Old 11-03-2019, 09:31 PM
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I must have dreamed that I was a muffler last night.

When I woke up this morning, I was exhausted.

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Humpty dumpty found summer a little hot.....

...but he had a great fall!

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If your palm itches, you're going to get something.

If your crotch itches, you already got it.

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Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them apart?

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My neighbors had to choose between braces for their kid's teeth or a new boat.

They said they did the right thing and named the boat "Bucky" after their kid.
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What Christmas Carol is popular at a psychiatric hospital?

Do you hear what I hear?
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A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
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A guy walks into a pharmacy: “I have extreme headaches, my belly cramps, I feel like I’m about to vomit and my back hurts like something tears the muscles apart. Do you have something?”
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Good news if you wear glasses.

Pretty soon you'll be able to see 2020.
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I just opened a Christmas card and rice fell out.

It was from uncle Ben.
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Doctor says to his patient: “Your liver results are back. And frankly, they’re very surprising considering that I only allowed you one glass of wine per week.”
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Does anybody know what Adam said to his wife on December 24?

Merry Christmas Eve!!!
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