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Default Parade in Washington celebrating Pelosi

A woman tells Nancy Pelosi she had a fantastic dream the other night.

There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Pelosi.

Millions lined the parade route, cheering when Nancy went past. It was the biggest celebration Washington had ever seen.

Nancy was very impressed and said, "That's really great! By the way, how did I look in your dream? Was my hair OK?

She replied; "I couldn't tell, the casket was closed".
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I don't want her dead yet. I want to see how she going to handle her "errant children"!!
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