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Ex Wife

Leni

Active member
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon,
he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him.
After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time
you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, fishing and golf. Maybe you
should sell your guns, boat and clubs.

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!", she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't “




 
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