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Old 11-13-2009, 09:57 AM
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Default Military Rules For The Non-Military Personnel

1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem ... kick their ass.

2. When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest... kick their ass.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass.

4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay if you were still seven. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass kicking (children are exempt).

6. If you witness someone calling the U.S. Coast Guard non military, inform them of their mistake...and kick their ass.

7. Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a blooper...it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later your ass will be kicked.

8. Next time Old Glory (U.S. flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her...of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass kicking.

9. What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just mention her nomination for "Woman of the Year" and get your ass kicked.

10. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command, is to include our commander in Chief. The President (for those who didn't know) is our CIC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives" meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. The military member might direct you to Oliver North. (I can see him kicking your ass already.)

11. "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me ... stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and probably kick your ass!

12. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying "Let's go kill those Commie's!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their ass.

13. Flyboy (Air Force), Jar Head (Marines), Grunt (Army), Squid (Navy) etc, are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Could get your ass kicked.

14. Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends please remember that there are, literally, thousands of sailors and troops far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.
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thats all fine and good...I agree with all except one....

if I wanna wear BDU's (campin or hunting) I'm gonna, and no, I will never to pretend I was in the millitary
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Thanks PG - can I add one more?

The next time you see someone wearing a peace sign (circle with an upside-down Y inside) - Kick their ass for me. I'm a VietNam Vet and I cannot stand the sight of those things.
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#5&14 hit close to home, especially 14, because I am in that category again. . . Thank you all for your suppor to the military.
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PG,

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; I'm forwarding this to all of my old comrades. I know they'll appreciate it as much as I do. (Don't know how I missed this until now.)

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Welcome, Sailor boy..
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Thanks PG. It means something to us.
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You forgot the chicken trac...
Kick Their Ass.... too.
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This old "Fly Boy" is in agreement.

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thats all fine and good...I agree with all except one....

if I wanna wear BDU's (campin or hunting) I'm gonna, and no, I will never to pretend I was in the millitary
Hmmmmm...you do live up there in milita country don't ya?
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Hmmmmm...you do live up there in milita country don't ya?

I really dont see the problem.
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Shep,

No problems here. Lots of folks were BDU-type pants who have no military connection and don't claim any. I save my ire for fake Seals, Recons, and medal winners.
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