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What starts with F and ends in K?

JayC

Huh?
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica] A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble
with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry,
what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My
sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she
is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the
principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The
principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test
If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to
go back to the 1st grade and behave She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I
think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?"

Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?"

The principal wondered why she would ask such a
question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps
into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish
liquid?"

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in
'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade."
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Doc

Bottoms Up
Staff member
GOLD Site Supporter
Heck, sounds like he's ready for high school! :eek:
good one. :thumb:
 

Junkman

Extra Super Moderator
For a man of a few words, it sure was long enough, but well worth reading. I gave you POSITIVE reputation points for this one...... Junk... :thumb: :applause:
 

JayC

Huh?
Junkman said:
For a man of a few words, it sure was long enough, but well worth reading. I gave you POSITIVE reputation points for this one...... Junk... :thumb: :applause:

Thanks for the points. I had completely forgot about them.

Even a man of few words like me can copy and paste. :blahblah::D
 
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