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Old 08-03-2012, 04:30 PM
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Onanism is not the same as masturbation & that order was giving only to Onan. normally "spilling of seed" required only a ritual washing. In anycase everything has been fullfilled through Christ and we are not under the old Levitical law.
If you believe we are I suppose you would condemn me to Hell for eating bacon?
Kosher ceremonial laws were abolished in The New Testament. We freely may enjoy eating bacon, ham, and shell fish as many as we want. God didn't abolish moral laws in The New Testament like sexual sins and other immoral deeds. No one will be damned to Hell for eating bacon or crabs.
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Hey, I just had a thought, not sure if this is the right thread for it, but I wonder if sex toys are dangerous for human health?
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Well Oz & Fert I don't know who's Bible you have been reading but I think that the spirit of Christ is in me so I will do what I think is proper in any matter be it of the spirit or the flesh.
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If I masturbate while eating bacon then it should be a wash, right?
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Hey, I just had a thought, not sure if this is the right thread for it, but I wonder if sex toys are dangerous for human health?
Not if you use that KY lube.
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where's that duct tape I best use it before i get in anymore trouble
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where's that duct tape I best use it before i get in anymore trouble
Now it's REALLY gettin' kinky in here
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Now this is real kinky!
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Now this is real kinky!
Is that the new Pump-Jack Attachment..
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Now this is real kinky!
Noooooo! Kinky is using a feather. Not sure what they call it when using the whole chicken.
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Old 08-03-2012, 10:09 PM
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Noooooo! Kinky is using a feather. Not sure what they call it when using the whole chicken.
Come on, Tnut, don't make him put up that fuckin' avatar again
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Noooooo! Kinky is using a feather. Not sure what they call it when using the whole chicken.
It's called the west boro plunge . Ask fert how much he likes it.
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Here's some advice Fert ,you have a major abandimant problem . Give up on reading the bible . You can read and interpret any way you want . You are insane . Don't believe me ? Ask your ex wife .
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Here's some advice Fert ,you have a majors abandimant problem . Give up on reading the bible . You can read and interpret any way you want . You are insane . Don't believe me ? Ask your ex wife .
I doubt if even sex toys could have kept that marriage together.
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Remember that Old Saturday Night show where Father Sarducci talks about heaven and how every thing is tallied up? Murder is like 10k and masturbation is like 50cents. And of could he ends up 50 cents short . . .
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I'm sure someone will find a video of that . In the meantime Fert is gathering together a post that will convince us all of our folly .
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. In the meantime Fert is gathering together a post that will convince us all of our folly .
This should be good.
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