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Old 01-15-2008, 09:25 PM
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I spent part of my lunch hour fingering this waitress in an alley in the french quarter. I have washed my hands over and over, and her smell is still there. Help I have to go home in half an hour and my wife is going to freak out!
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Junk.. that's an easy one.. when you get home.. just keep your finger in your mouth.
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I spent part of my lunch hour fingering this waitress in an alley in the french quarter. I have washed my hands over and over, and her smell is still there. Help I have to go home in half an hour and my wife is going to freak out!
Did you walk in the door with your finger up your ass?
That may have helped.
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Wash your nose!
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Take home fish from the market for dinner.
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Take home fish from the market for dinner.
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Did you walk in the door with your finger up your ass?
That may have helped.
This is a great idea!!! It was $h!tty to be in the ally like that and then worry about a wife
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All that and some other guy fingered the waitress?
thats sad. :Fool: but a good one
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I like the fish idea
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We can smell another woman on you no matter what you do. Just kiss your ass good bye, my friend.
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We can smell another woman on you no matter what you do. Just kiss your ass good bye, my friend.
Was that directed at glouie?
He's posted in the snowcat forum before Linda.
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the fish thing may work but i always heard...................................

if it smells like a fish eat it quick it fixing to turn
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That reminds me of the blind guy walking by a fish market who tipped his hat and said "mornin' ladies"
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I made a wrong turn coming into this thread. lol
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I spent part of my lunch hour fingering this waitress in an alley in the french quarter. I have washed my hands over and over, and her smell is still there. Help I have to go home in half an hour and my wife is going to freak out!
As soon as you walk in the door go nuckles deep on your wife and blame it on her.
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The worst thing, is that I wasn't around to cathc this discussion when it started.
My favorite was to wash your nose....I laughed so loud because that was probably the problem.
I was going to say to use vinegar....but then how do you get that smell off???
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Did you walk in the door with your finger up your ass?
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Lol...Can't stop laughing.
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