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Old 06-24-2006, 07:42 AM
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Ouch!

That would kind of suck...
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Old 06-24-2006, 08:02 AM
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That would kind of suck
Not if you found the right girl
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:22 AM
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Junkman is on his fourth one!!!
I offered to tie a 2 X 4 to his ass and save him a lot of money,, But, he declined my offer.
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Old 06-24-2006, 10:02 AM
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Default Re: 10 year erection?!

Ten years is too long. I think an erection every 4 years is best, just like we have here in the good old US of A.
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Old 06-24-2006, 12:55 PM
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Default Re: 10 year erection?!

I have guy that's just down the road, thats had a erection for the last 25 years the only problem it seems to be for me , can't do any thing and he's on the phone to some one Hay Roger Thinking of you
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Old 06-24-2006, 02:04 PM
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Talk about a real boner. Poor guy can't get a handle on it. At least he got some good hard earned cash for his erection. So what is he doing now, Viagra?

Oh Man, I just read the rest of the story. He can't even have it removed because of health reasons. Now he has a hard on for life. Looks like a penal removal is his only cure.
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Old 06-24-2006, 02:25 PM
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He can always call Elana Bobbit.......
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Old 06-24-2006, 03:28 PM
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She'll nob-it-off fer sure.
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Old 06-24-2006, 05:28 PM
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Too bad he's not from Massachusetts, he could get elected to the senate.
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Old 06-25-2006, 03:44 PM
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He could Do Kerry and Kennedy. They would love it.
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Ouch!

That would kind of suck...
Actually, that'd be like a lil slice of heaven.
I'd never leave the house (or perhaps the last ten years I wouldn't have)


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Junkman is on his fourth one!!!
I offered to tie a 2 X 4 to his ass and save him a lot of money,, But, he declined my offer.
That can't be true, because I haven't had an erection in 10 years.... but I have hung around with a few pricks like you......
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Default Re: 10 year erection?!

i wonder what he is up to now?may be a huge let down?
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I get nothing but a "404" error with that link.

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I get nothing but a "404" error with that link.

The original post was in 2006 DS. I guess the database is messing up again.
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I guess that after 15 years if he still has a hard on .... he's my hero.
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Who wants a 10 years erection, that must hurt like hell :))

Hurt, a 10 year erection should be fatal. You'd die of kidney failure. Doesn't Viagra tell you to get medical attention if it lasts for 4 hours?

As an afterthought, who's digging up all the old "penis" threads?????
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Hurt, a 10 year erection should be fatal. You'd die of kidney failure. Doesn't Viagra tell you to get medical attention if it lasts for 4 hours?

As an afterthought, who's digging up all the old "penis" threads?????
The new kid, black3. All his posts are in the sex stuff, go figure.
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Some gals figure old dick is better than no dick......
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Could be worse. Could have an erection for life, even in death.


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