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Fake an Affair!

Deadly Sushi

The One, The Only, Sushi
SUPER Site Supporter
And for those who haven’t found a better half yet, why not try out this kit of nine tools to create an imaginary affair? Designer Bjorn Franke has made objects that leaves traces on the body, such as bite marks, carpet burns, or love bites. In addition, probes of perfume, lipstick and hair can be applied either to the body or clothes. Who needs the real deal when you can fake it?


The Kit

Carpet burns

Bondage marks

bite marks

Nail scratches

kisses

perfume and hair
 

Erik

SelfBane
Site Supporter
I have lots of imagination - what i don't have is a need to brag about my exploits. (especially the imaginary ones)
just think of how much catnip you could buy for the price of that kit - and the fun of watching your stoned cats walk into walls will last for hours or days... (plus you'd still likely end up with bite and claw marks... and would be entirely honest when telling "the guys" that the girl who left them on you was a real animal...)
 

pirate_girl

legendary ⚓
GOLD Site Supporter
I have lots of imagination - what i don't have is a need to brag about my exploits. (especially the imaginary ones)
just think of how much catnip you could buy for the price of that kit - and the fun of watching your stoned cats walk into walls will last for hours or days... (plus you'd still likely end up with bite and claw marks... and would be entirely honest when telling "the guys" that the girl who left them on you was a real animal...)
Sorta like the guys and girls back in the day who weren't getting laid, would come to school with self-inflicted hickey's on their necks on Monday morn?:yum:

Yeah, you could always spot those types..
 

Deadly Sushi

The One, The Only, Sushi
SUPER Site Supporter
Jack Bauer would use it! Braging about fake stuff is so one dimensional. Im thinking more cool stuff!
 

Erik

SelfBane
Site Supporter
so are you saying Jack Bauer is into fantasy sex?:ermm:
or that you fantasize about being "tortured" by him into confessing because you've been a baaaad, little fish? :whistling:
 

Erik

SelfBane
Site Supporter
I meant "little fish" as in not a "big fish" in the dragnet.
Of course, knowing you're defensive about that sort of thing now, maybe I should go back and look at the party pics again - are your thumbs below average sized?

but thanks for confirming that you have the hots for Kiefer Sutherland, I guess that's a little less scary than the mental image of you and that brit scarecrow girl...
 

Trakternut

Active member
I dunno..................makes about as much sense as smearing chocolate all over your face and not eating the Hershey bar. :glare:
 
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