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What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

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I wasn't planning on going for a run today.

But those cops came out of nowhere.

Don't ask google why cornflakes were invented.
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What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

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This year I've got my girlfriend a Valentine's Day present that will really take her breath away.

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A husband and wife had a fight.

Wife called her mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you.

Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!
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What does welfare give to an alligator?

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