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Jim_S

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Aggie Computer Jargin: Some terms ya need to be familiar with to do bidness in Aggie country:

LOG ON Making a wood stove hotter

LOG OFF Don't add no mo' wood

MONITOR Keeping an eye on the woodstove

DOWNLOAD Gettin the farwood ofn the truk

MEGA HERTZ When yer not keerful gettin the farwood

FLOPPY DISK Whacha git from tryin to carry too much farwood

RAM That thar thing whut splits the farwood

HARD DRIVE Gettin home in the winter time

PROMPT Whut the mail ain't in the winter time

WINDOWS Whut to shut when it's cold outside

SCREEN Whut to shut when it's blak fly season

BYTE Whut them dang flys do

CHIP Munchies fer the TV

MICRO CHIP Whut's left in the munchie bag

MODEM Whacha did to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX Old Dan Matrix's wife

LAP TOP Whar the kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD Whar ya hang the dang keys

SOFTWARE Them dang plastic forks and knifs

MOUSE What eats the grain in the barn

MAIN FRAME Holds up the barn ruf

PORT Fancy Flatlander wine

ENTER Northerner talk fer, C'mon in y'all

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer yer rifle when yore wife asks

MOUSE PAD That hippie talk fer the rat hole
 
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