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Default Restaurant in Texas told the waitresses Have to wear Clothes.

The outrage. Our country is really going down hill. This is art.

Redneck Heaven was known for their “Anything But Clothes (ABC) Nights,” but the restaurant was recently told that waitresses couldn’t wear just body paint while serving food.

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Default Re: Restaurant in Texas told the waitresses Have to wear Clothes.

yeah. that would mean a few arrests, here. not of that cardiac sort. cuffs & a cell would be involved. not a cell to phone friends. a slammer & 'at.
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Boobs without nipples? Eh...
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Default Re: Restaurant in Texas told the waitresses Have to wear Clothes.

But Wait!! The areas that are usually cited as "non-hygienic" are covered on these ladies, so just what are the health
inspectors worried might get into patrons food? The paint isn't likely to flake off and the only other thing that comes to mind
is nationally advertised as something that "does a body good!" Where's the harm?

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Old 11-05-2014, 06:12 AM
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I could easily become a lesbian. Oh, wait! I already am. I'm just trapped in a man's body. I also noticed the nips were not "outstanding." Must be very warm where the ladies were at, or they were in compliance to "no nipple" ordinances, by using pasties.
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Default Re: Restaurant in Texas told the waitresses Have to wear Clothes.

Me thinks those are some fine looking ladys......wish I was close enough to go get a berger ... maby even help with the touch up after work.....bound to need a little touch up!!!!!!!

and I do believe the blond has niples...if ya look close!!!!!
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Me thinks those are some fine looking ladys......wish I was close enough to go get a berger ... maby even help with the touch up after work.....bound to need a little touch up!!!!!!!

and I do believe the blond has niples...if ya look close!!!!!
You sir, have a lot better eyes than I have and believe me, I have looked close ... real close.
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Default Re: Restaurant in Texas told the waitresses Have to wear Clothes.

I'm not going to look at or read this thread, my wife doesn't allow such nonsense...
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I zoomed in on the blonde, and she has some kind of pasty covering her nips.

I want to know WTF is in the lips of the redhead??? Looks like some form of piercing in each corner. I can't figure why some people want to deface their face, especially when they are naturally attractive. I guess it's the old poor self esteem and peer pressure that does it. They're to f'ing dumb to realize thta they're going to get old someday, and look like shit.
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You sir, have a lot better eyes than I have and believe me, I have looked close ... real close.

Had to go back and make sure I wasent dreaming....sure enough their there!!!!

Dad always told me...some times when ya want to know what something or some one are made of........ya got to scratch it a bit............

Actualy my old set of 60 power benocks do help in studying up close!!!
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Some of us should make a trip to Texas to investigate this more thoroughly.

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Default Re: Restaurant in Texas told the waitresses Have to wear Clothes.

That's about 110 miles from my house. I don't know why I mentioned that as I have no intentions of going there. It's not that I'm a prude but I view it as being akin to naked female mud wrestling. You get tired of watching it really fast. Besides, I've seen a lot of things in my life. Far too much to think of driving a 110 miles to see body painted ladies. Perhaps I'm just jaded in my advancing years.
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