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Dentist.

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
A guy goes to the dentist to have a tooth extracted.

The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.

"No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says:
" I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on
suffocates me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill.

"No objection," he says. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist gives him a couple of pills. He swallows them.

"What are they?" he says.

"Viagra," says the dentist.
"Heck," the patient says, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."

"It doesn't" said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to
when I pull your tooth out."

:doh:
 

muleman

Gone But Not Forgotten
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There was this one dental tech who did a great job rubbing her boobs against you while cleaning your teeth.....:whistling::yum:
 
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