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Physical exam

NorthernRedneck

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An 80 year old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back
with normal results. The doctor says, "Ron, everything looks great.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally?

Are you at peace with God?"

Ron replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poo r eyesight, so
He's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes
off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

A little later in the day, the doctor calls Ron's wife. "Penny," he
says, "Ron is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of
his relationship with God.

Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof! the light goes
on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes

off?"

"Oh sweet Jesus!", exclaims Penny. "He's pissin' in the refrigerator again!"

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