HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bite me squerly. Just cause it's your birthday you want special treatment around here? We ain't got no stinkin cake.Thanks to atomic spectrometry (the ability to calculate the age of things by means of an equation based on the laws of calculating the radioactive atoms used for dating rocks and minerals measured in billions of years), I have officially been calculated to be older than dirt itself. Thank you everyone for taking time to remind me.
On the other hand I couldn’t help but notice that many of you seem to have forgotten me. It’s my friggen birthday for Christ’s sake! I’m looking for some serious insults, some vigorous verbal slapping around. What do I get? 11 very nice “Happy Birthdays…”
I don’t want to complain but the last time I got ignored this much was in 5th grade and we were choosing sides for dodge ball. I’m not a rich man and I don’t need to add a therapist to my lengthy list of unpaid obligations. My savings is running low and at my age I’m unlikely to find another job.
I called SS today to see when I might expect some assistance. The fellow did some investigating and said they hadn’t expected me to live this long so they gave my money to some guy named Biden. I asked him to check again. He said he remembers me now; I’m that guy that can’t play dodge ball and to fuck off.
Damn, I need some cake…
There's the love I'm looking for! Thanks Mule, PG,and Doc! Screw the rest of you.
Pricks...