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Under worked, over praised...

humor_me

New member
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labour.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to diseases.


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Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You fall asleep after brief work periods.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

The Management
 

ddrane2115

Charter Member
SUPER Site Supporter
Now you done went and done it again.........."extreme", I dont think so........and no we dont want photos.
 
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