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9. **** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Frank?

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6. You look lost, would you like directions to my bed?

5. Good news! You're having my baby!

4. Hi, my name is Zeus, would you like to be my goddess?

3. Are you a thief? Because I just met you and you've already stolen my heart.

2. I lost my phone number can I have yours?

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