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Robot Bartender

Melensdad

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A man enters a bar and orders a drink.The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly-prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot bartender proceeds to make spirited conversation about global warming, quantum mechanics, spirituality, bio-mimicry, environmental interconnectedness,string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities. Very impressed, the customer thinks, "This is really cool," and decides to test the robot.

He walks out of the bar, turns around and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly-prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds,"About a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.

Really impressed, the man decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out the door and returns, ordering one last drink. The robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" This time the man replies, "Er . .50. . I think."

And the robot says very slowly, "So............ ya gonna vote for Hillary?

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