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Why you don't do "home repairs" in the living room of your house

Melensdad

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REMINDER TO ALL THE MEN HERE:

When you are doing a home repair in the living room, because its air conditioned, but the repair should really be done outside, and then you cut yourself . . .
  • apply pressure
  • APPLY PRESSURE
  • APPLY PRESSURE DAMNIT!!!
  • Don't drip blood on the living carpet, the stairs, the foyer floor, the bedroom carpet or the bathroom floor.
  • then clean up the blood after you bandage yourself up

When you are all done, look at the reasonably small cut on the tip of your thumb and wonder how so much blood can come from such a small part of your body.​
 

Melensdad

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Mess is all cleaned up.

Wife is not yet home.

Screen door, knife, screen materials, etc are all still scattered about, but the blood is gone.

WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
Nuttin' Honey!
 

bczoom

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That's why you always keep an empty oil can in the living room. Let the blood drip into the can. Tell the Mrs. why the can is always there. It's not a decoration but has purpose.
 

muleman

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You never start a repair without the shop rag handy. What were you thinking?:yum:
 
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